Ok, so as we all know I am currently the Setite Coord. One of my staff, Seth Pierce, was bored and made a video. He put it on my staff list, but its too hilarious not to share.
Before I do, though, a few things; first, Seth's brain works differently from that of a normal human...in that everything he thinks is not based in reality but hilarious none the less. Second, he is my Warrior Subcoord, which means the biggest NPC in his stable is Thane Hyksos, the progenitor of the Warrior Setites and the dude that took Typhonic Beast back...Seth makes up all kinds of funny, not-actually-in-play stories for him to amuse my staff. Most of them make him sound like a Chuck Norris clone (Thane Hyksos' Typhonic Beast looks like Chuck Norris...), the best of which was the Emergency Thane Hyksos Maneuver. The ETHM was developed when a few people were whispering accusations of favoritism among Team Snake, and rather than get mad about it Seth made fun of it and really helped deflate the situation.
The ETHM involves Thane Hyksos jumping off off of his moon base, and hurtling towards the earth at blazing speeds using Celerity and Potence one-bajillion while the song in the video plays in the background (the one at the end, not the ominous music...cant tell you, wont be a funny!). Just before impact, Thane Hyksos grabs everyone that Seth is OOC friends with's PC and teleports them to the safety of his moon base just before impact, because he is moving SO fast. The impact leaves a huge crater, a la Kung Fu Hustle (if you dont know it, Google it!).
Without further ado...